testicles...that is all's definitions
One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
Get the nut chuggermug. Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.
Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
Get the The DNA Dancemug. The counterpart to textosterone. Found at varying levels in both genders of the human species, it is expressed at higher levels in women than in men. High levels of textrogen result in lots of abbreviations in texts, mass texting, and rapid texting, to name a few.
Girl #1: OMG so yday, I put my phne on the counter and when I got bak like 5 sec l8r I had 23 txts from Jane
Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
textrogen...
Girl #2: OMG totes lolz so much textrogen!
Girl #1: IKR!
Girl #2: R! LOL!
textrogen...
by testicles...that is all September 18, 2012
Get the textrogenmug. adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.
2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the copuliciousmug. Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"
Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?
Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.
Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.
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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?
Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.
Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.
Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.
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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?
Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.
Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010
Get the tlftmug. You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021
Get the internet all capsmug. The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.
Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
Get the parentnoiamug.