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cantunsees

(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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The Cantunsees

A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.
That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.
by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015
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premorse

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.
by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010
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The DNA Dance

Mark and Tina have been doin the DNA dance in hopes of conceiving a child.

I was using a rubber, but it broke and we ended up doin the DNA dance.

Chele stopped takin her pill last month, so apparently we've been doin the DNA dance... crap.
by testicles...that is all February 27, 2011
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tlft

Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"

Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."
Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?

Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.

Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.

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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?

Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.

Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.
by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010
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copulicious

adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)
1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.

2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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