tellitizaman's definitions

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 6, 2010

deballified

to have ones testicles removed either physically or mentally.
may also be ued on inatimite objects meaning to remove the balls from.

tims girlfriend deballified him to the max last night when she told him to be sure to get the extra small sized condonms at the drug store.

by tellitizaman August 21, 2010

spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

border boatload

when a car full of illeagles crosses the border illeaglly.

that van was riding so low it obviously was yet another border boatload.

by tellitizaman May 22, 2011

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

tube music

1) the act of preforming oral sex on a male.

2) the sounds made while preforming oral sex on a male.

jenny was making ed smile from ear to while she was giving him the tube music of his life.

by tellitizaman September 1, 2010