ballsout

a unit of measure regarding to the top end speed of something.

when asked by the officer how fast he was going bill replied "im not sure but it was pretty ballsout.

by tellitizaman September 07, 2010

flab

flab is an acronym for "fucking lazy ass bitch".

after six months of marriage cindy turned out to be the queen of flab.

by tellitizaman September 05, 2010

ebayanoia

The constant fear that you will be outbid on something youre bidding for on ebay.

Elaine is so stuupid she cant even sleep due to her ebayanoia.

by tellitizaman September 17, 2010

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

giving it up

the act of a female giving someone sex.

dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 06, 2010