freewillie

the act of exposing the male genitalia at any water sport or exhibition.

i cant believe hank decided to pull a freewillie at seaworld.

by tellitizaman September 03, 2010

spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

ballstastic

anything that is so fantastic it actually makes ones balls twitch.

when jim hit the lottery it was so ballstastic that he could hardly speak.

by tellitizaman October 11, 2010

giving it up

the act of a female giving someone sex.

dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

deballified

to have ones testicles removed either physically or mentally.
may also be ued on inatimite objects meaning to remove the balls from.

tims girlfriend deballified him to the max last night when she told him to be sure to get the extra small sized condonms at the drug store.

by tellitizaman August 21, 2010

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 06, 2010