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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish
{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.
by Telephony March 4, 2015
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amperstand

A very common misspelling of the word, "ampersand" -- the 'and' symbol -- yeah this thing: ---> &
{Craig}: Hey -=ShoEboX=-, when did you name your cat Amperstand?
{-=ShoEboX=-}: It's Ampersand dammit! AMPERSAND!!!
by Telephony March 9, 2015
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post hoar

Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
by Telephony March 20, 2015
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leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
by Telephony March 27, 2015
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Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.
by Telephony March 30, 2015
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carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"
I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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