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coler

{pron., "\KOH'ler\"): How some people pronounce the word, "cola" -- much how Mr. Krabs on the telly program, "SpongeBob SquarePants" pronounces the word formula as formuler.
{Brad}: Hey Sara, can you please go down to the corner store and get me a two litre bottle of Sam's cherry coler?
{Sara}: Brad, for the thousandth time, it's COLA for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony February 23, 2022
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douchepail

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.
Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!
by Telephony February 23, 2021
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butter

butter (buh·tr) v. To shoplift a low-value item such as one or more candy bars, disposable pens, or a boxed set of battery-powered Christmas lights.
{Ricky}: Hey Craig, can you go butter me a couple of Snicker bars and a 3-Muskerteers bar at the Rexall during lunch break?
{Craig}: Sure thing Ricky!
{Craig returns a short while with the stolen articles}: Here ya go Ricky. They were out of 3-Muskerteers so I buttered a couple of packs of M&Ms instead.
by Telephony November 5, 2019
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bungwipe

A slang term used to describe (a roll of) toliet paper.
Hey Martha! We're out of bungwipe again!
by Telephony November 28, 2011
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knark

Hey Hoolio!!! You knarked on me, so now I'm gonna knark on you about the weed stashed between your mattresses!!! Revenge is sweet isn't it, Hoolio?
by Telephony December 8, 2013
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Walkwoman

A Walkwoman is a Sony Walkman in hot pink color; designed for use exclusively by women (or fags).

The original Walkman came in an aluminum body colored silver and dark baby blue -- clearly designed to be a man's music machine.
Jane, don't forget to take your Walkwoman and a few sets of batteries for it. We have an eleven hour bus trip ahead of us!
by Telephony July 31, 2016
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toilaflexion

\ toy'lah'FLEK'shun \ (v.)
The unnatural twisting and bending motions made by people as they wipe while still seated on a toliet. Toilaflexion can occasionally result in pulls or strains if performed while standing.
Dave: Hey Chris! What's with the body cast?
Chris: Awww I got toilaflexion while wiping my ass last week.
by Telephony November 16, 2010
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