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pussy

What most people in the UK would call a cat.
{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
by Telephony June 30, 2019
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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony October 1, 2014
mugGet the Pecker Rootermug.

religious cigarette

Another way of saying the phrase, "holy smoke"
Religious cigarette, look at that big-ass fire over there!!!
by Telephony January 10, 2020
mugGet the religious cigarettemug.

synthetic bells

The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.
The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!
by Telephony December 29, 2014
mugGet the synthetic bellsmug.

range rover

No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
Marge, get the bugicide because there's a fucking range rover in the kitchen!
by Telephony May 29, 2016
mugGet the range rovermug.

S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.
The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.
by Telephony February 11, 2022
mugGet the S&Mmug.

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.
{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!
by Telephony March 7, 2016
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