When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.
by Telephony March 31, 2016
Get the inappropriate whizzinationmug. A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).
Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
by Telephony January 16, 2021
Get the ṕ€n¡smug. The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.
{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!
by Telephony May 15, 2020
Get the defuckatemug. Growth in ZnO technology is peaking; morever, the emergence of deep UV LEDs using ZnO is coming to a head in 2014.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
Get the morevermug. How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.
by Telephony July 18, 2018
Get the sherbertmug. Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
Taomon: What are you doing here?
Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?
Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.
Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.
WarGrowlmon growls at him.
Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.
Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.
Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014
Get the I don't give a dirty handkerchiefmug. When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
by Telephony December 30, 2014
Get the voluntary loss of stoolmug.