tecopux's definitions

birdy qwerty

When a bird flies out of no where into your house and lands its butt on you keyboard.

birdy qwerty A bird flew through the window I forgot to shut last night. It's a qwerty birdy, it messes with my keyboard.

by tecopux May 4, 2021

Lawn mower

zvruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzweeooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz when I am to fucking sleep.

If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 5, 2021

qvpwcboexnirzmutyalskdjfhg

You were just so fucking bored you typed 26 letters in an order where you go from the edge of the top row of you're keyboard to the middle letter on the bottom row, then back to the last letter of the top row, then you do the second letter of the top row, then the two keys surrounding the middle kay of the bottom row, then back to the second to last letter of the top row. Im too lazy to explain the rest, figure it out, it's easy. Look, you did all the fucking qwerty things that exist, so do something productive.

Fat ass 1: I can't get out of bed so i will entertain myself by typing qvpwcboexnirzmutyalskdjfhg
Fat ass 2: Well I'm just like you, and i got out of bed, do you have a specific disability that you can't get out of bed or is it just you typing qwerty things on your keyboard entertainment.

Fat ass one's phone: *dies*
Fat ass 1: No more urban dictionary for me

by tecopux July 13, 2021

qpeityruwoaldjgfhskzmcbvxn

I don't know what to say to you at this point

do something other than typing stuff like qpeityruwoaldjgfhskzmcbvxn

by tecopux November 12, 2021

SAT

Literally an acronym for "Stupid Ass Test". A test that your parents force you to take no matter how much u hate essays. Means you are sitting taking a test for like 3 fucking hours in as classroom, writing a stupid essay about college or something.

SAT literally means (S-tupid A-ss T-est)

by tecopux September 20, 2022

`qaz=\'/1wsx-];.2edc0[l,3rfv9pkm4tgb8ojn5yh7i6u

why just why do i have to type this definition after working so hard to come up with this pattern. this is clearly the aftermath of a mental breakdown from boredom. you should know this by now. To get this advanced where i hoped i typed exactly the pattern that i came up with in my head without making a retarded typo, you must be in school. yeah, i know i was in school as well and looked this up, only to see the blue monster guy in a swamp fishing because of no results, i decide i want to be the first to define it. But oh wait the fucked up school wifi blocks this website, so i have to wait to type this brilliant definition when i get home. If you typed this to get a good definition, here u go. but if you typed this to try to be the first to define it, then i beat you. Let's hope this loong definition survives the 4 weeks it takes for this definition to be reviewed

Should I even explain how you type this if you obviously had to type it in the right way to find the first definition of `qaz=\'/1wsx-;.2edc0l,3rfv9pkm4tgb8ojn5yh7i6u

by tecopux January 3, 2023

qzaecdtbgumjo.lp/;i,kynhrvfwxs

Tell ur self that this is boredom beyond belief. Just stop and do ur work. To achieve this, you start from top letter, bottom letter, middle letter, go from left to right, but skip a row than do the same thing. Once you hit the end, you have 2 options, 1. get back to work, 2. reverse the pattern you just did and go from top bottom middle for every row you skipped. You probably picked option 2 because of your insane boredom during online school.

qzaecdtbgumjo.lp/;i,kynhrvfwxs I am currently quarantining from chool right now, but I'm doing the work from home during school hours so I was at risk of a teacher watching my screen on GoGardien while typing this definition instead of working, same probably goes with you guys.

by tecopux January 3, 2022