abeoiroeud

A boredom particle. You know boredom particles get worse like this. So switching between typing the vowels and the word 'bored' will kill 99% of boredom particles. WRONG, u chicken. Try to get back to your homework, maybe that is scientificly proven to kill 74.66% of boredom particles.

hwdhnc: Im bored
U2: type abeoiroeud

by tecopux October 14, 2021

qvpwcboexnirzmutyalskdjfhg

You were just so fucking bored you typed 26 letters in an order where you go from the edge of the top row of you're keyboard to the middle letter on the bottom row, then back to the last letter of the top row, then you do the second letter of the top row, then the two keys surrounding the middle kay of the bottom row, then back to the second to last letter of the top row. Im too lazy to explain the rest, figure it out, it's easy. Look, you did all the fucking qwerty things that exist, so do something productive.

Fat ass 1: I can't get out of bed so i will entertain myself by typing qvpwcboexnirzmutyalskdjfhg
Fat ass 2: Well I'm just like you, and i got out of bed, do you have a specific disability that you can't get out of bed or is it just you typing qwerty things on your keyboard entertainment.

Fat ass one's phone: *dies*
Fat ass 1: No more urban dictionary for me

by tecopux July 14, 2021

birdy qwerty

When a bird flies out of no where into your house and lands its butt on you keyboard.

birdy qwerty A bird flew through the window I forgot to shut last night. It's a qwerty birdy, it messes with my keyboard.

by tecopux May 04, 2021

qsxwazefvrdcthnygbukijmopl

When you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. And you are still extremely bored, so you start with q, and go down 2 letters from the next row, type the second letter, and go down the last 2 letters of the first row and so on. If you are doing this, it is a sign that you have extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme extreme boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom boredom. I am supposed to be doing an essay for social studies, but i write this definition instead. Btw, if you thought you found a new combination of letters, you see this.

I am supposed to be working on my social studies essay, but who cares I will search qsxwazefvrdcthnygbukijmopl into urban.

by tecopux November 22, 2021

bla

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by tecopux July 29, 2021

qazyhnwsxujmedcikrfvoltgbp

You my friend are not first to make this definition, I beat you, but maybe you are the first to read it. But you gotta be bored enough to read it first, so you type the keyboard diagonally first row, then go half way in then second row then second from half way and continue while your social studies essay sits there on your google docs waiting to be typed.

Guy #1: What can I do in class other than my stupid essay?
Guy#2: Have you typed qazyhnwsxujmedcikrfvoltgbp into urban dictionary yet?
Guy#1: You must be bored as fuck but great idea, fuck my essay? Lemme go to urban dictionary but oh shit it's blocked by the fucking school that is known for boredom.

by tecopux January 10, 2022

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me

Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.

Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*

by tecopux October 04, 2021