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Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.
I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.
by tbclycan February 07, 2010
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Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.
GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
by tbclycan July 26, 2011
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When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.
*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."
by tbclycan October 03, 2011
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-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.
*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."
by tbclycan May 01, 2011
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Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.
My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.
by tbclycan December 20, 2010
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A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.
by tbclycan April 23, 2011
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A reference to the Star Wars controversy where it is debated that Greedo shot first before Han Solo. This is used in a way to define something that will become an arguement of what happened first.
Person 1: Actually no, i was just copying FPS Russia
Person 2: FPS Russia?
Person 1: Yes
Person 1: Look him up
Person 2: Never heard of it.
Person 1: Gilbert: On youtube
Person 1: It's a person
Person 2: Is it a rip-off of FPS Doug?
Person 1: No
Person 1: he copied his friend fps kyle
Person 2: Okay then...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Not getting into an entire "who shot first" with FPS titled vids on youtube.
by tbclycan April 29, 2011
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