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diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.
by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008
mugGet the diaper sniffermug.

dip video

a video where rednecks post videos on youtube of them dipping and chewing tobacco and talk about random shit. They use things like Skoal or Levi Garrett and cant get enough of it. They talk about their day and how much it cost. They love dipping and they try to encourage others to keep dipping whether or not it gives you cancer. These people know everything about dipping and chewing tobacco and know all the brands. They are usually obsessed with it. They give tips on dipping and try to teach you everything about about it.
I watch Cajuntiger pack his lips like an idiot with his dip video
by tatomuck1 January 21, 2009
mugGet the dip videomug.

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.
I only drink poland spring water and no other water
by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009
mugGet the Poland Springmug.

The Baby Boinkers

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
mugGet the The Baby Boinkersmug.

Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy
I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy
by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009
mugGet the Free Candy Daymug.

vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter
I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk
by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009
mugGet the vanilla milkmug.

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.
Jeter is at bat with a full count.
by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008
mugGet the full countmug.

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