tatomuck1's definitions

acid

another word for semen or cum

i saw Mikey jacking off and acid shot out of his dick.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

Nigerianist

Someone who does tricks at scamming people with fraudulent emails claiming that if you send 5,000 dollars, we well give you a million dollars or another trick such as my sister has cancer and she needs money for treatment, we are so sorry and in need of money or she will die in terrible pain. God Bless you.

This types of tricks are sent directly from Nigeria in places like Internet Cafes and some are very sophisticated at getting more suckers. Some retards still fall for this shit.

Stop trying to trick me with your fraud you Nigerianist!

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

spam

canned dog food that people buy and eat. Not realizing that they are really eating dog food, they buy it because of the stupid advertising or they are too poor to buy real dog food for dogs.

i wont even feed spam to be dog!

by tatomuck1 September 8, 2009

hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.

i dip 1 hockey puck a day.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

pre-dead

A word that means everyone and everything alive. Everyone is going to die and no one could live forever. pre means before. pre-dead means before death. Everyone is going to die, so they all might as well be called, "pre-dead".

Everyone is pre-dead.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Ribeye

By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.

I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009