tatomuck1's definitions

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

Poland Spring

by far the best tasting water you can get. The reason why no one drinks tap water anymore. Drink a bottle of Poland Spring and try to compare it to other brands of bottle water and tap water from the toilet. You will see a huge difference in the taste.

I only drink poland spring water and no other water

by tatomuck1 March 30, 2009

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

pukeables

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste nasty, smell nasty and make me sick to my stomach!

I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 6, 2008

spam

canned dog food that people buy and eat. Not realizing that they are really eating dog food, they buy it because of the stupid advertising or they are too poor to buy real dog food for dogs.

i wont even feed spam to be dog!

by tatomuck1 September 8, 2009