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board game

a game played on a board thats boring.
after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!
Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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The Baby Boinkers

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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hockey puck

a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009
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Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009
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New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009
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maturity juice

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster
by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009
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