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A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
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THE GAY MANS PARADISE AND THE STRAIGHT MANS TORTURE CHAMBER.
Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
Think about it. If your there, your segregated from any contact from any women all the time. If your there and your a man, you have to deal with other men raping and taking advantage of you. If your there and your "gay" it would be a wonderful place. Inmates there have to have screw with other men that are bitches and could "pretend" its another female because thats all they can do to help their sexual needs. Could you imagine going to prison and all the other inmates are women taking sexual advantage of you while you get enjoy it just because your straight. Think about how frustrated the "straight" men are there. Thats why prison is the gay mans paradise.
by tatomuck1 March 28, 2009
Get the prison mug.a shorter, more easy way of saying alphabetical order. Usually said to illiterate people who dont know big words or their meaning.
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Get the April Foos mug.anyone who so called publishes nonsense on this website just because it says "author" on their account for this site. They act as if they're actually publishing something while no one wants to read their stupid shit, like sick sex acts such as Alabama hot pocket and Golden Gate bridge. SO WHAT. No one wants to read your sick fantasies.
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
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