Definitions by tate donovan

terrorism 

The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

The United States will do whatever it takes to win the war against terrorism.

terrorism by Tate Donovan November 28, 2004

ass dunkers 

group of elite individuals who dunk their asses into the water of your toilet bowl.

Little did she know, I was a former member of the Justice League of America's Ass-Dunkers JLAA-D!

ass dunkers by tate donovan November 10, 2004

bumbling 

Buy Bumble&Bumble hair products. Endorsed by notorious bumblers George W. Bush, Chris Farley and Nate. Remember Tommy Boy? Just think of how much bumbling was in that. Our shampoo promises a 2:1 ratio of bumbling to cleansing, so that you can have immaculately clean hair AND fall on your face!!

You bumbling idiot! Punch yourself in the face!

bumbling by tate donovan July 11, 2004

Klownmunist 

1. Nate Klownwinski
2. Klown Klownwinski
3. Dick Klownwinski
4. A member of the Klownmunist Party
5. Ohio's best, Cleveland!
6. Nate

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Klownmunist party

Klownmunist by tate donovan July 11, 2004

Amerika

George W. Bush's Kingdom.

God Bless Amerika and the Klownmunist Party of Ohio

Amerika by tate donovan July 11, 2004

Klownmunist Party

1. A party hosted by Klownmunists
2. A party in a stopped train
3. A bunch of goddamn klowns about to take over the world and institute a democtatorship

"The good people sleep well at night as long as they're not at sleepaway camp, in which case they will be "sent home". Stopped trains will be reserved for living clownundrums, but if there's a shortage of terror, basement dorm rooms will have to do."

~Klownmunist party manifesto

Klownmunist Party by tate donovan July 11, 2004

klown 

1. A clown that jumps out of stopped trains

2. A clown that has committed at least 7 homicides

3. Angela from Sleepaway Camp I, II, III, and IV

4. Nate

Goddamn it, Nate! You're such a klown.

klown by tate donovan July 10, 2004