Definitions by tanukisanyo
SMAPxSMAP
SMAP`s TV show on MONDAY nights at 11pm on channel 3(just in my area-i think the network its on is NHK, maybe TV Tokyo).
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
*you do not pronounce the "x", it is just said "SMAP SMAP" or in Japanese pronunciation "sumappusumappu"
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
*you do not pronounce the "x", it is just said "SMAP SMAP" or in Japanese pronunciation "sumappusumappu"
Me: I gotta get home so I can watch eat dinner and watch SMAPxSMAP.
Miki: SMAPxSMAP? Yesterday.
Me: You mean it is on Monday? Not Tuesday?
Miki: Yes.
Me: Fuck.
Miki: SMAPxSMAP? Yesterday.
Me: You mean it is on Monday? Not Tuesday?
Miki: Yes.
Me: Fuck.
SMAPxSMAP by tanukisanyo May 10, 2005
sexual harassment
1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
sexual harassment by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Gai Maitou
1.The best martial arts instructor ever!
Close personal friend of The King(Bruce Campbell) and the Master(Ving Rhames.
2.When Gai Maitou is not instucting the best martial arts ever or being friends with the King and the Master, he is one of the best characters in Naruto manga and anime.
He totally made Rock Lee who is today by taking him under his wing, giving him confidence, teaching him the importance of youth, and teaching him to kick serious ass, using only taijutsus(attacks that use physical energy istead of chakura).
He also turned Rock Lee into his clone.
His main moral code is that you must do everything within your power to protect any people who are important to you.
see also Gai Sensei
Close personal friend of The King(Bruce Campbell) and the Master(Ving Rhames.
2.When Gai Maitou is not instucting the best martial arts ever or being friends with the King and the Master, he is one of the best characters in Naruto manga and anime.
He totally made Rock Lee who is today by taking him under his wing, giving him confidence, teaching him the importance of youth, and teaching him to kick serious ass, using only taijutsus(attacks that use physical energy istead of chakura).
He also turned Rock Lee into his clone.
His main moral code is that you must do everything within your power to protect any people who are important to you.
see also Gai Sensei
1.Me: Today, my house.
Marathon of awexome.
Naruto, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, then fireworks. BYOB.
2.Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Marathon of awexome.
Naruto, Evil Dead 2, Dawn of the Dead, then fireworks. BYOB.
2.Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Lee: Gai Sensei......
Gai Sensei: Lee......
Gai Maitou by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
spontaneous cumbustion
spontaneous cumbustion by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Porn.
In Japan, Korea and China this word refers to any kind of adult video, including animated(which is not called hentai here in Japan).
AV means "adult video", but it does not stand for "adult video".
It just has that popular name.
AV has some distinct characteristics from any other porn. Anything you see in cartoon porn(known as hentai in the US) other than little girls and the physically impossible, is done in AV.
AV stars are known as AV Idols.
They are girls who start with innocent-type roles(ie schoolgirl is very popular here). Most of them get moved onto more hardcore things(ie S&M also popular here but only under the surface).
I have been in Japan for 2 months and bought some AV, which is how I know what I am saying.
In Japan, Korea and China this word refers to any kind of adult video, including animated(which is not called hentai here in Japan).
AV means "adult video", but it does not stand for "adult video".
It just has that popular name.
AV has some distinct characteristics from any other porn. Anything you see in cartoon porn(known as hentai in the US) other than little girls and the physically impossible, is done in AV.
AV stars are known as AV Idols.
They are girls who start with innocent-type roles(ie schoolgirl is very popular here). Most of them get moved onto more hardcore things(ie S&M also popular here but only under the surface).
I have been in Japan for 2 months and bought some AV, which is how I know what I am saying.
AV by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
AV Idol
A girl who stars in AV, a type of porn that is only made in Japan, Korea, and China.
Usually they just do masturbation or a school girl getting raped, unless they get famous in the industry by name. Then they usually star in hardcore fetish and S&M as well. The Asian audience may not seem interested in anything fucked up like S&M, but it is there, only under the surface.
AV Idols tend to have more cute faces than nice bodies, although Japanese men are obsessed with boobs(and don`t seem to like ass at all)
"Idol" does not really mean that they are an idol of the industry. Even if they brand new and no one knows who they are, they are still called an AV Idol.
The men in AV are not called Idols, they are just part of the staff.
Also, one major difference from a porn star is that AV Idols are much more likely to appear other places in the entertainment industry, like game shows and guest roles on series. It is not exactly common, but more than in the States.
Usually they just do masturbation or a school girl getting raped, unless they get famous in the industry by name. Then they usually star in hardcore fetish and S&M as well. The Asian audience may not seem interested in anything fucked up like S&M, but it is there, only under the surface.
AV Idols tend to have more cute faces than nice bodies, although Japanese men are obsessed with boobs(and don`t seem to like ass at all)
"Idol" does not really mean that they are an idol of the industry. Even if they brand new and no one knows who they are, they are still called an AV Idol.
The men in AV are not called Idols, they are just part of the staff.
Also, one major difference from a porn star is that AV Idols are much more likely to appear other places in the entertainment industry, like game shows and guest roles on series. It is not exactly common, but more than in the States.
AV Idol by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
SMAP
Sporst Music Assemble People
Japan`s most successful boy band to date.
The 5 members are also comedians and actors.
Japan`s most successful boy band to date.
The 5 members are also comedians and actors.
SMAP by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005