SMAP`s TV show on Tuesday nights at 11pm.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
SMAPxSMAP was hilarious last night.
by tanukisanyo May 09, 2005
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1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
by tanukisanyo May 19, 2005
Get the me love you long time mug.1. category into which anything awesome fits. specifically what is awesome in your individual opinion, not what is popular. The awesome column does NOT mean what is "in" at any given time
2.person who is in favor of something awesome
3.PROBABLY comes from being "in (politician)`s column" which means you favor them and/or vote for them
2.person who is in favor of something awesome
3.PROBABLY comes from being "in (politician)`s column" which means you favor them and/or vote for them
1.Ozzy Osbourne...still in the tabloids, still in the awesome column
2.Mike is only 12 years old, but he bought every Beastie Boys album, thus putting him in the awesome column
3.Judging by his name, I would guess that Bradford Charleston is in the Bush Column. On the other hand Mad Man Johnson is probably in the Kerry column.
2.Mike is only 12 years old, but he bought every Beastie Boys album, thus putting him in the awesome column
3.Judging by his name, I would guess that Bradford Charleston is in the Bush Column. On the other hand Mad Man Johnson is probably in the Kerry column.
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Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.
Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.
Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".
Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?
Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?
Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005
Get the Michelle Branch mug.The channel with the best programming and the worst marketing. A network that acquires and produces many great TV franchise, and makes commercials to make it all look like shit.
The owners are already rich of course. But unlike other network execs, they say fuck quality, so long as they keep there couch potato market.
---Originals---
South Park: Best on the channel, for obvious reasons.
Chappelle Show: Most original sketch comedy show ever, by Neal Brennan and Dave Chappelle(also the best stand-up act I have seen).
Crank Yankers: Some very original prank calls, great effect added by puppets` actions sometimes. Awesome guests that people who know anything about stand-up would recognize.
Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Great newscaster, originally from MTV News. Always known for sense of humor added to reports, still awesome, but now its a whole half-hour! Even a decent source of news, if you are smart enough to see what the actuall facts were(as it is fact-based)
The Critic: Highly underaprecciated classic. Anything with John Lovitz is awesome(ie. Rat Race, The Wedding Singer)
Insomniac: Dave Attell, great comic. Good at stand up, great talent for getting wasted. Jason rules too.
Plus, my NYC friend ran into them one night in Brooklyn. Lucky bastard.
Drawn Together:....
"The 1st animated reality show"? What kind of bullshit is that?
Duckman: great. Simple but deep humor. Just watch it.
Kid Notorious: I don`t know shit about Robert Evans, except that he rules.
The Man Show: good as South Park, til they put those new guys on.
Reno 911: #2 show on the network. Awesome shit. Great parody of Nevada if you have ever been there.
---Acquired Programs---
Kids in the Hall- Canada trying to be Monty Python. No chance in hell, but the Kids still rule.
that`s right, Comedy Central did not make it. How stupid can you be to not know it`s Canadian? They even talk about it on the show! Hey morons like Fotodevoto, CC can`t make new episodes of a Canadian show, can they?
Mad TV: sucks as, why did Comedy Central actually pay Fox for this piece of crap
Saturday Night Live: great show, but it sometimes seems like Comedy Central handpicks the worst episodes
Dilbert: ok to read in the paper for 30 seconds, not worth watching on TV for 30 minutes.
Whose Line is it Anyway: Best improv show there is, done long before Dana Carvey`s version on ABC went mainstream thanks to Brady.
Trigger Happy TV: The best show they ever bought from BBC, even better than Whose Line. When I get back to the States, I am SO filming something like this.
thats all i can think of.
if i left anything out, my memory probably blocked it out for unrectifiable suctitude.
The owners are already rich of course. But unlike other network execs, they say fuck quality, so long as they keep there couch potato market.
---Originals---
South Park: Best on the channel, for obvious reasons.
Chappelle Show: Most original sketch comedy show ever, by Neal Brennan and Dave Chappelle(also the best stand-up act I have seen).
Crank Yankers: Some very original prank calls, great effect added by puppets` actions sometimes. Awesome guests that people who know anything about stand-up would recognize.
Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Great newscaster, originally from MTV News. Always known for sense of humor added to reports, still awesome, but now its a whole half-hour! Even a decent source of news, if you are smart enough to see what the actuall facts were(as it is fact-based)
The Critic: Highly underaprecciated classic. Anything with John Lovitz is awesome(ie. Rat Race, The Wedding Singer)
Insomniac: Dave Attell, great comic. Good at stand up, great talent for getting wasted. Jason rules too.
Plus, my NYC friend ran into them one night in Brooklyn. Lucky bastard.
Drawn Together:....
"The 1st animated reality show"? What kind of bullshit is that?
Duckman: great. Simple but deep humor. Just watch it.
Kid Notorious: I don`t know shit about Robert Evans, except that he rules.
The Man Show: good as South Park, til they put those new guys on.
Reno 911: #2 show on the network. Awesome shit. Great parody of Nevada if you have ever been there.
---Acquired Programs---
Kids in the Hall- Canada trying to be Monty Python. No chance in hell, but the Kids still rule.
that`s right, Comedy Central did not make it. How stupid can you be to not know it`s Canadian? They even talk about it on the show! Hey morons like Fotodevoto, CC can`t make new episodes of a Canadian show, can they?
Mad TV: sucks as, why did Comedy Central actually pay Fox for this piece of crap
Saturday Night Live: great show, but it sometimes seems like Comedy Central handpicks the worst episodes
Dilbert: ok to read in the paper for 30 seconds, not worth watching on TV for 30 minutes.
Whose Line is it Anyway: Best improv show there is, done long before Dana Carvey`s version on ABC went mainstream thanks to Brady.
Trigger Happy TV: The best show they ever bought from BBC, even better than Whose Line. When I get back to the States, I am SO filming something like this.
thats all i can think of.
if i left anything out, my memory probably blocked it out for unrectifiable suctitude.
Bill Maher: We have a great new line-up for next quarter. It`s our best variety yet, we have shows that we can market to all Americans. What do you think?
Marketing Chief: You mean expand out market to all ages, races, occupations, and both genders? No. Marketing to everyone would be too obvious. What do you say we make a depressingly shallow marketing campaign, so that we can limit our market to unemployed white catholic males between 25-30 years old?
Maher: What? I gotta get to the country club, get in a few games, little rushed. What are you proposing, in 3 words?
Chief: Market like retards.
Maher: Sounds like a plan!
Chief: Right on it. As any bussinessman knows, its best to limit your market as much as possible and make your product sound worthless.
Maher: Will it leave me more time for golf?
Chief: Sure, why not?
Maher: I like your thinking! Get right on that. I`m out, late for my caviar at the country club!
Marketing Chief: You mean expand out market to all ages, races, occupations, and both genders? No. Marketing to everyone would be too obvious. What do you say we make a depressingly shallow marketing campaign, so that we can limit our market to unemployed white catholic males between 25-30 years old?
Maher: What? I gotta get to the country club, get in a few games, little rushed. What are you proposing, in 3 words?
Chief: Market like retards.
Maher: Sounds like a plan!
Chief: Right on it. As any bussinessman knows, its best to limit your market as much as possible and make your product sound worthless.
Maher: Will it leave me more time for golf?
Chief: Sure, why not?
Maher: I like your thinking! Get right on that. I`m out, late for my caviar at the country club!
by tanukisanyo May 22, 2005
Get the Comedy Central mug.Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
Get the The Axe Defect mug.1. Continent which is:
a.Earth`s biggest continent
b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.
c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.
d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).
e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.
2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.
3. Rare Italian girl`s name.
a.Earth`s biggest continent
b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.
c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.
d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).
e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.
2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.
3. Rare Italian girl`s name.
1a.J.B:Asia is huge. It is a big ass continent. Asia so big, it`s got its own sun. People everywhere else sayin` "You got your own sun! Why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?". THAT`S how big Asia is.
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.
1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.
1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.
1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.
1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.
2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".
3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...
(asia depino is not a real actress)
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.
1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.
1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.
1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.
1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.
2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".
3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...
(asia depino is not a real actress)
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