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What happens when you wear Axe.
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.
Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect
Do not press the button down all the way.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.
TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.
FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
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Japan`s most successful boy band to date.
The 5 members are also comedians and actors.
Japan`s most successful boy band to date.
The 5 members are also comedians and actors.
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Get the SMAP mug.1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Get the sexual harassment mug.1.Talentless pop singer who used to be hot but is now an ugly bitch who references S&M in in her videos, shows, and not to mention the fucked up book "Sex" she wrote ten years ago.
Probably on account of being a "boy toy" in the 80s tried and liked all the weird shit.
Her music has always sucked, and always will no matter how many time she tries an "image change". She sucks and can`t do anything to change the facts.
2. Latin name for Mother Mary.
3. a total bitch.
Probably on account of being a "boy toy" in the 80s tried and liked all the weird shit.
Her music has always sucked, and always will no matter how many time she tries an "image change". She sucks and can`t do anything to change the facts.
2. Latin name for Mother Mary.
3. a total bitch.
1.S&M is fucked up, but its even worse when some old bag is trying to promote it.
Why is this bitch still popular?
2. The Madona was a virgin when she gave birth to The Cristo
3. Don`t talk to that bitch, she is madonna
Why is this bitch still popular?
2. The Madona was a virgin when she gave birth to The Cristo
3. Don`t talk to that bitch, she is madonna
by tanukisanyo July 15, 2008
Get the Madonna mug.Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005
Get the The Axe Defect mug.SMAP`s TV show on Tuesday nights at 11pm.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
Includes cooking, skits, dancing, and musical comedy sketches.
SMAPxSMAP was hilarious last night.
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Get the SMAPxSMAP mug.1. Continent which is:
a.Earth`s biggest continent
b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.
c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.
d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).
e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.
2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.
3. Rare Italian girl`s name.
a.Earth`s biggest continent
b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.
c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.
d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).
e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.
2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.
3. Rare Italian girl`s name.
1a.J.B:Asia is huge. It is a big ass continent. Asia so big, it`s got its own sun. People everywhere else sayin` "You got your own sun! Why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?". THAT`S how big Asia is.
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.
1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.
1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.
1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.
1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.
2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".
3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...
(asia depino is not a real actress)
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.
1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.
1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.
1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.
1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.
2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".
3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...
(asia depino is not a real actress)
by tanukisanyo May 15, 2005
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