tanookirby's definitions

Spoiled Brat

Elusive young people that are giving most kids a bad name.

Most kids totally kick ass! Don't let brats ruin that.

by TanooKirby July 5, 2003

penis

An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

video game

The best form of entertainment these days.

People who think that video games cause violence, brainwash people, etc, don't know that they are wrong. Birds are more likely to be bugs.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

SARS

Shit Ass Rotten Sickness.

Dandelions spread faster than SARS, but everyone thinks it goes at a googolplex miles per hour.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.

I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.

by TanooKirby June 4, 2003

teenager

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003