turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
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LSD

Andy phones Brandy:
*Andy: "Sup?"

*Brandy: "Nothing much. I'm driving on LSD."
*Andy: "You doing WHAT!?"
*Brandy: "LOL...Calm down dude! I'm cruising Lake Shore Drive expressway!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2022
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Carburetor

"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."
by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021
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a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.
Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"
by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2021
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Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 09, 2021
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MIP

I went to a party over the weekend and the hosts had a whole table filled with MIP goodies! The brownies were sooo good!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 08, 2023
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