A nostril biscuit (hankerchief) should be in every man's back pocket, or woman's purse. You need it to sop up that nostril gravy that drips from your nose at the most embarrassing moments.
by talk2me-JCH2 May 01, 2023
Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021
by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2022
Women are putting roll-on deodorant between their butt cracks and then rolling the same deodorant stick on their bifolds! YUK! NASTY!
by talk2me-JCH2 November 26, 2023
I was married for 11 months exactly! That marriage was nothing but a major interruption to finding true love!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022
When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 01, 2021
Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021