take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john

Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 07, 2023

Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.

"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."

by talk2me-JCH2 January 15, 2021

a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2021

No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).

It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 08, 2021

beat your face

military pushups

Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 06, 2021

gainsay

Deny or contradict a statement or fact

None could gainsay him though the results of his tests were conclusive.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 12, 2023