sexuals

A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
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Ride Out

Verb: to own that pussy. This is accomplished by sexually pleasuring a woman to the point to where her legs don't stop shaking until at least noon tomorrow.
(When a woman wants to provide oral sex to her partner after having well over a dozen orgasms): "I wanna taste that big dick riding my pussy out!"

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Bob: What are you doing tonight?

John: I have a second date with your sister tonight. She's totally hot, so I'm gonna ride out. That way, she'll call back.

Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 26, 2009
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ninja sex

Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.

To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 20, 2009
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ride out

To own the pussy. One is said to have 'rode the pussy out' when the pussy is tired , a little sore, and totally satisfied. Sorry that all you bitch niggas don't know what I'm talkin' about.
(Woman that wants to give oral sex to the man that is effectively humping her): I wanna taste that big dick before you ride out my pussy.
by t_doffing July 26, 2009
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Five Dollar Burrito

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!
by t_doffing August 11, 2009
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Tony

This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.
"That guy Tony is a badass."

"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"

"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
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