t. walsh / ronan xvii's definitions
Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.
A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
Get the Gongmug. After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.
Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
Get the Stairway Comebackmug. girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
Get the schlittlemug. Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
Get the fucked-up fuckup monkey fuckmug. Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
Get the FIMSmug. Yup is a generic term of agreement issued often by a non-listening party, typically used while performing an additional important task, such as watching tv.
If you are the yupper, by yupping someone, you are not bound in any sense by your agreement, since you didn't hear what it was you were agreeing to. If you are later asked to perform the task, you then have the option to admit that you had yupped the person and ignore the task, or pretend that you had really listened & just go along with the yuppee.
If you are the yuppee, and you recognize that you are being yupped, you can call the yupper's actions & state "you're yupping me" or "I'm being yupped", whereupon the yupper may admit the yupping action and feel mild embarrassment, but there will be no permanent damage.
yupping, being yupped, yupper, yuppee are all derived from the root 'yup'
If you are the yupper, by yupping someone, you are not bound in any sense by your agreement, since you didn't hear what it was you were agreeing to. If you are later asked to perform the task, you then have the option to admit that you had yupped the person and ignore the task, or pretend that you had really listened & just go along with the yuppee.
If you are the yuppee, and you recognize that you are being yupped, you can call the yupper's actions & state "you're yupping me" or "I'm being yupped", whereupon the yupper may admit the yupping action and feel mild embarrassment, but there will be no permanent damage.
yupping, being yupped, yupper, yuppee are all derived from the root 'yup'
Woman: Oh I got some great shoes at the mall, do you like them dear?
Man (watching tv): yup
Woman: so we're going to go back later, are you coming with us?
Man (watching tv): : yup
*2 hours later*
Woman: ok, let's go
Man: where?
Woman: to the mall? you said you'd come with me later?
Man - option 1: oh, I was just yupping you, I'm staying here
Man - option 2: yea that's right, let me grab my coat
Man (watching tv): yup
Woman: so we're going to go back later, are you coming with us?
Man (watching tv): : yup
*2 hours later*
Woman: ok, let's go
Man: where?
Woman: to the mall? you said you'd come with me later?
Man - option 1: oh, I was just yupping you, I'm staying here
Man - option 2: yea that's right, let me grab my coat
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
Get the Yupmug.