t's definitions

Arseola

Arseola- the brown star around your bung hole.

I be J-Lo's arseola is 6 inches in diameter.

by T May 25, 2004

nutbox

a delicious mix of nuts and candy

I decided to have some nutbox to get over the mid-afternoon slump!

by T March 11, 2005

anal woody

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

by T May 25, 2004

VP

Village Park!!! in encinitas, ca..best place ever....

wanna go rage VP?
lets go to VP

by T April 9, 2005

itchitaintitis

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.

I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.

by t September 3, 2004

bread

a game played by a group of males. stand in a circle with a piece of bread on the floor. each person in the circle jerks off until they cum. they shoot their cum onto the piece of bread. the last person to cum has to eat the bread.

yo guys, wanna play bread?

by t April 15, 2004

couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad

After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.

by T March 15, 2005