applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.
"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"
by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022
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applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.
They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.
by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022
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L.O.L.A.

that's why its funny "L.O.L.A." because she won't with them in her brain, good software but terrible people that are covering up something huge and don't want a lawsuit. I feel worse for the survivors.
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umbrella rack

immediate shelter in a disaster but if hung on a coat rack it will not pop up
i need an umbrella rack so when this thing pops up its not stuck under my coat
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Chaosmaker

People or person paid by the government to cause events that create disaster and panic. Chaos theory that is planned and purposeful and pays big. Usually distracts people from whats really going on because its all over the news and everything is talking about it.
He's a chaosmaker so if he's here you know somethings about to crumble, explode or catch fire.
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Emoticane

When someone emotionally cons a group of people in order to abuse them mentally and hurt what they love.
Yea he emoticaned the hell out of her even pretended to love her then he killed her dog in front of hrr on her birthday.
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Chimney sweep

The victim if a blood drinking cult ritualisticly hung on a chimney and bled out. Generally 2 men and the rest are women who all wear white on those nights. They all drink the chimney sweeps blood and go nut balls crazy!
Thay chimney sweep never looks thz same when they drain her, like shes not in there anymore.
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