Definitions by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ

penise 

Posh for knob.

The above is an obscure reference to Harry Enfield or something.

"Penise?" "It's posh for knob."

penise by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 22, 2003

jack squat 

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

jack squat by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

dickhead 

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

dickhead by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 14, 2003

spurt reynolds 

Penis.

spurt reynolds by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ August 3, 2003

Knob 

To engage in sexual intercourse with; to fuck.

I knobbed your mum last night.

Knob by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003

ratchet & clank 

A video game; should be cockney rhyming slang for wank, but isn't.

I'm off to have a ratchet.

ratchet & clank by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003