A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
Simps (short for 'sucka idiolizing mediocre pussy', or for female simps, 'sucka idiolizing mediocre penis') are people that devote an unhealthy amount of attention to a potential mate in hopes of validation or rewards from said person, rather than being themselves and accepting rejection if the other person is not interested. Simps will do anything for any potential mate to gain their approval, even if the person does not reciprocate. This is unfortunately the case for many simps; their potential mates usually take no interest in the simp, and if they do, it is only because the simp rewards them for simply existing.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
Contrary to popular belief, the act of simping is not associated with being attracted to a mate, taking interest in and attempting to date a mate, or being friendly to a potential mate.
How it's properly used:
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
Jaden: "I've given her all my money, I text her every single night even though she leaves me on read, I massage her feet constantly, and she still doesn't want to date me yet! Maybe I should keep picking up her food for her, maybe then she'll decide to get with me."
Mason: "Are you sure this girl is even interested in you in the first place? I think you're being a bit of a simp, you need to just be yourself and find a girl that loves you for who you are."
How it's improperly used:
Jack: "That girl is cute. Maybe I should ask her out. No big deal if she says no, it's just worth a shot."
Joe: "You're such a simp."
Jack: "Okay, so even though the purpose of our species is to procreate and find a mate, I am a simp for pursuing that. Correct?"
Joe: "Yah."
Jack: "Okay.. cool. Guess I will never ever talk to another female as long as I live, despite the fact that our purpose is to procreate. Gotcha. Sounds like a plan. Noted. Will do."
by suburban__dictionary May 04, 2023