A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.
- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?
- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?
- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!
by suburban__dictionary June 07, 2023
*'New' member joins online forum*
Admin: Hello new member, and welcome! Make sure to read the forum rules before interacting since you haven't already.
New Member: Oh I've already read them, I'm not new here, I was just previously a lurker. I've been on this website for like 3 years but just now made an account and decided to start talking.
Admin: Hello new member, and welcome! Make sure to read the forum rules before interacting since you haven't already.
New Member: Oh I've already read them, I'm not new here, I was just previously a lurker. I've been on this website for like 3 years but just now made an account and decided to start talking.
by suburban__dictionary April 25, 2023
The 'girl next door' is the type of girl who is generally modest, shy, quiet, friendly, and understated. She doesn't flaunt herself at all like most girls, and she most likely doesn't wear much makeup, if any at all. She lives a relaxed existence and doesn't go out of her way to do overly extravagant things like most girls might do. Her defining characteristics include her shy/quiet/modest personality, simple clothing, and her incredibly friendly demeanor.
The girl next door is not 'stereotypically' attractive, as in that she is never 'lusted' after like most girls are. She doesn't have big boobs, or pure blonde hair, or a big butt, and doesn't have that 'sexy/hot' appearance to her that 99% of guys lust after. That, however, does not suggest that she is unattractive by any means, as she is often incredibly attractive to many people. Her understated demeanor can be incredibly attractive to some people who are less attracted to the stereotypical 'hot girl', due to the fact that the 'girl next door' is incredibly nurturing, gentle, loyal, and kind compared to lots of girls. She's unlikely to cause any sort of drama in your life, and she gives off a very sweet and caring motherly vibe. She is the pure definition of 'femininity'.
The girl next door is not 'stereotypically' attractive, as in that she is never 'lusted' after like most girls are. She doesn't have big boobs, or pure blonde hair, or a big butt, and doesn't have that 'sexy/hot' appearance to her that 99% of guys lust after. That, however, does not suggest that she is unattractive by any means, as she is often incredibly attractive to many people. Her understated demeanor can be incredibly attractive to some people who are less attracted to the stereotypical 'hot girl', due to the fact that the 'girl next door' is incredibly nurturing, gentle, loyal, and kind compared to lots of girls. She's unlikely to cause any sort of drama in your life, and she gives off a very sweet and caring motherly vibe. She is the pure definition of 'femininity'.
Brad: "Dayum man, check out Stacey dude... yo, that ass is BANGIN.... what do you think of her ass, man? I swear I'd hit that. She's got some nice fuckin' tits too man, like holy shit."
Joe: "... It's not that special to me, honestly."
Brad: "... Are you like gay or something? C'mon bro, she is like THE hottest chick in this school man, you gotta be gay as hell not to want a piece of that."
Joe: "Not really, I'm straight as a line, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' type, y'know, the ones that wear comfy clothes, they have a nice smile, they have a cute body and especially cute boobs and butt that aren't incredibly massive, but are just nice enough to hold and cuddle with... they're just so feminine and nurturing. Honestly, the fact that I'm more into the 'girl next door' type makes me the opposite of being gay, since they're like the gold standard of femininity."
Brad: "... uh, okay bro... suit yourself, more poontang for me I guess."
Joe: "... It's not that special to me, honestly."
Brad: "... Are you like gay or something? C'mon bro, she is like THE hottest chick in this school man, you gotta be gay as hell not to want a piece of that."
Joe: "Not really, I'm straight as a line, but I'm more into the 'girl next door' type, y'know, the ones that wear comfy clothes, they have a nice smile, they have a cute body and especially cute boobs and butt that aren't incredibly massive, but are just nice enough to hold and cuddle with... they're just so feminine and nurturing. Honestly, the fact that I'm more into the 'girl next door' type makes me the opposite of being gay, since they're like the gold standard of femininity."
Brad: "... uh, okay bro... suit yourself, more poontang for me I guess."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2022
An unconstructive phrase used by 500 lb. 4chan dwellers that is used as a way to make fun of lower skilled players in video games without actually providing any positive ways for said lower-skilled player to 'git gud'. It is less of a phrase meant towards positive intention of lifting someone up and helping them 'getting good', and more of a phrase of superiority used by virgins to prove that the 24 hours they spend per day in their room practicing a game is paying off and is worthwhile.
Mark: "Dude I suck at this game! How the hell can I get better at it?"
Melvin: "Just git gud man. Ez pz u suck lol. I'm better than you, you're trash, delete the game lolz you'll never be good at it."
Mark: "Wow, well that's pretty helpful. Thank you for answering my question so respectfully and constructively. That gave me a lot of deep insight on how I can improve at the game."
Melvin: "Just git gud man. Ez pz u suck lol. I'm better than you, you're trash, delete the game lolz you'll never be good at it."
Mark: "Wow, well that's pretty helpful. Thank you for answering my question so respectfully and constructively. That gave me a lot of deep insight on how I can improve at the game."
by suburban__dictionary January 13, 2023
When one or more highly skilled players play on unranked public matches or community servers against far less skilled players, completely and utterly dominating them with high kills.
by suburban__dictionary February 11, 2024
'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
Jay: "Man I hate society nowadays, everyone is too shallow and obsessed with social media."
Alex: "You're singing my song man, I totally get it..."
Alex: "You're singing my song man, I totally get it..."
by suburban__dictionary April 13, 2023