Definitions by stxnthamix

Hobosexual 

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.

My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!

Hobosexual by stxnthamix October 16, 2021

Maskhole 

Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.

My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a mask… What a maskhole!

Maskhole by stxnthamix July 20, 2020

Masturbationship 

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

Masturbationship by stxnthamix July 19, 2020

Relationshit

The bullshit you have to deal with while in a relationship.

Sorry I was an asshole the other day bro, I was just going through some relationshit.

Relationshit by stxnthamix June 2, 2018

Ejaculation Station 

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

Ejaculation Station by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Doody Booty 

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

Doody Booty by stxnthamix February 5, 2018

Boner Donor 

A person that is so attractive that they cause immediate erections.

Hey Biff, have you seen the girl that just moved in upstairs? She's a definite Boner Donor!!!!

Boner Donor by stxnthamix September 18, 2017