stu's definitions

cleg nuts

The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair.

Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts.

by Stu January 6, 2004

anat

Abbreviation of "and that". Commonly used at the end of a sentence.

George is a real wanker anat.

by Stu October 14, 2003

grass

stuff that you smoke to get a high

marijuana, weed, gonja, pot, gods greatest grass, bud, dope

by stu March 18, 2003

christmastoe

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.

Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.

by Stu January 24, 2005

vault

Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are stored in the vault.

Vault this shit, its comedy gold!

by Stu September 26, 2004

Viffer

Abbreviaton of V.F.R. - Honda's wonderful V-four crotch-rocket. A good combination of sports bike and tourer.

Even though it has an engine half the size of a hog, that Viffer still whipped that Harley in the Traffic Light Grand-Prix.

by Stu January 27, 2005

Uber Micro

Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

I just got owned in Zero Hour, that guy had ubermicro

by stu March 28, 2005