chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

Lashley

The man of a million songs who has a nice beard.

Stu: Oi Lashley you bitch, get me a pint.

by stu March 31, 2005

buissy

The act of being stoned out of one's tree and therefore, unable to type properly because of hallucinations of leprechauns, pixies, imps, nymphs, sylphs, dwarves and elves dancing about on one's keyboard.

Man, I was so buissy last night... The lucky charms guy was all over the place

by Stu January 24, 2005

18 Wheeler

Big ass truck. Y'know, one with 18 wheels?
For those of you who invented this language, an H.G.V. with a total of 18 tyres.

'Yo, d'ya see the Kenworth T600 18 Wheeler with all them chicken lights? That rig was PIMPED, dog!'

'Yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o' democrats to Tex-ass, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the Texans breeding assholes like George Dubbya'

by Stu January 27, 2005

atemi

General asswipe, small penis, no friends, you get the drift

OMG that just atemi!

by Stu May 15, 2003

Gauranga

Hari Krishna rock featuring repetitive chanting with killer solos. Can cause brainwashing after listening to one 43 minute track. You've heard of punk rock, this is monk rock.

Gauranga gauranga, gauranga HE-HE-HEY! Hari krishna hari hari krishna krishna HE-HE-HEY!

by Stu September 29, 2003

Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003