street smeg's definitions

Charlie Dimmock

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing

In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'

by street smeg August 8, 2006

wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

by street smeg May 19, 2005

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

rave smeg

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember

"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

isn't it

pisstake when around chav types - see innit

"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your Burberry baseball cap isn't it"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky with fluffy white clouds as per the much loved Fox cartoon (even if they did dump Futurama - bastards).
Michael Fish watch out.

"Hey man check out of the window - it's a Simpsons Sky"

by street smeg May 6, 2005