street smeg's definitions

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

innerspace

what's going on behind the eyes

see Underworld born slippy

by street smeg May 7, 2005

ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Map of China

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"

by street smeg May 8, 2005

isn't it

pisstake when around chav types - see innit

"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your Burberry baseball cap isn't it"

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

by street smeg May 14, 2005

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005