Definitions by street smeg

Charlie Dimmock 

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing

In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'

Charlie Dimmock by street smeg August 8, 2006

wardrobe 

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse

1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.

wardrobe by street smeg May 19, 2005

Three letter man 

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

Three letter man by street smeg May 14, 2005

baby's arm

Exceptionally large turd.

1st dude - Wots up with you man, your lookin pale and all sweaty.
2nd dude - Just dropped a baby's arm, fukin drained me. Lend us your phone, gotta warn the treatment plant.

baby's arm by street smeg May 14, 2005

Map of China 

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"

Map of China by street smeg May 8, 2005

far in man 

Reverse-hippie for 'far out man' - in the same context that good is bad.
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace

1st dude - "That shit is sooo strong i'm tripping"
2nd dude - "Yea, far in man"

far in man by street smeg May 7, 2005

innerspace 

what's going on behind the eyes

see Underworld born slippy

innerspace by street smeg May 7, 2005