unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
by street smeg May 05, 2005
"Check that Nova SRI it's got alloy wheels isn't it, an oversize back box isn't it and that black cling film allover the windows so you have to wind them down so people can see your Burberry baseball cap isn't it"
by street smeg May 05, 2005
Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
by street smeg May 19, 2005
Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)
by street smeg May 05, 2005
get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell
see kin ell
by street smeg May 06, 2005
Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China
1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"
by street smeg May 08, 2005
Reverse-hippie for 'far out man' - in the same context that good is bad.
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace
by street smeg May 07, 2005