stony's definitions

Rainbow Face

When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.

Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.

by StONY June 10, 2003

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

charmin hater

A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.

Cathrine Camp
In my pants
Sucks it good
Bobs on my wood
And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters

by Stony January 8, 2005

Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Plumber's Waltz

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

by stony March 31, 2012