stew's definitions

beat

to be taken advantage of or ripped off; often in the context of drugs or money

"Once we beat this kid for an ounce; you bet he was fuckin mad about that"

by stew December 14, 2004

shwag

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

by stew February 7, 2005

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

Austin, TX

The live music capital of the world.

Austin, TX's music scene is incredible.

by Stew March 1, 2004

Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

by stew April 7, 2004

Glenner

One who licks windows, someone who has been released from a mental institution.
From the former Glenside Hospital in Fishponds, Bristol, UK.

When did they let you out, ya glenner.

by Stew January 19, 2004