stew's definitions

ignoramus

Someone who doesn't know something that you found out yesterday.

I can't believe that you didn't know the capital of Papua New Guinea you ignoramus!

by Stew September 16, 2004

Glenner

One who licks windows, someone who has been released from a mental institution.
From the former Glenside Hospital in Fishponds, Bristol, UK.

When did they let you out, ya glenner.

by Stew January 19, 2004

slider

The Bristolian term for a slide in a kids playground.

When I was your age I was more interested in playing on the swings and sliders down the park.

by Stew March 31, 2005

stingers

Bristolian term for stinging nettles.

When kicking a football as far off the field of play as you can. (Therefore wasting time) Yo might say 'pick 'ee out the stingers'

by Stew March 31, 2005

Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

noddy

Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.

I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!

by Stew September 16, 2004

Blowfish

While fisting a girl, you open up your hand.

After I gave my girlfriend a blowfish, she asked for an anal one.

by stew April 7, 2004