Definitions by stevie y

Naughty Knot 

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

Naughty Knot by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Bonus Wipe 

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

Bonus Wipe by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Fucked-up Find-out 

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

Fucked-up Find-out by Stevie Y December 13, 2004

Sucking Face 

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.

Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!

Sucking Face by Stevie Y December 10, 2004

Backne 

The wisespread sporadic forming of pimples and skin irritations on the dorsal side of the torso. Gross acne on the back bitch, ya'll feel me.

She was looking all fine until I turned her over and seen the backne, thats when I threw up on the bitch.

Backne by Stevie Y December 5, 2004

Phenom Mom

A mother who is just off the hizzle. You know, one that cleans the house, cooks the food, and most importantly buys you beer. Ya swiffin'?

When the fridge aint stocked, you can always count on a phenom mom.

Phenom Mom by Stevie Y December 3, 2004

Uncool Tool 

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.

Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.

Uncool Tool by Stevie Y December 3, 2004