Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Baldy

A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead

There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 09, 2006

JPIMM

A text acroym used when someone says something really gross. It stands for "Just Puked In My Mouth."

Mike: I was going down on her and discovered she had a yeast infection.

Steve: JPIMM. That's gross dude.

by Steve_Juggernaut September 15, 2010

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006

Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

Bowl Burn

When a stoner takes the bowl from his or her pipe/bong and gives themself a burn mark. This is usually done by masochistic pot heads who get bored after smoking.

That gothic chick has a gigantic bowl burn on her arm.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Clidesdale

A term for a beautifull girl. Primarily used in the Bay area of Northern Cali.

I was at the club and bumped into a blonde clidesdale.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 09, 2006