steve-O's definitions

corn

PG version of saying a girl is so hot that you'd eat the corn out of her shit

I'd eat the corn out of Paris Hilton's shit.

by Steve-O October 4, 2004

Funnel

n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling

Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.

by steve-o October 12, 2003

screwing

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

by steve-o June 6, 2003

Lagwagon

A punk rock band from Southern Califronia that maintains a strong melody and intellectual lyrics while still having a fat, fast, rock and roll sound. Kinda like the bastard son of NOFX and early Green Day, with the solid writing of Joey Cape.Formed in 1990 they have 7 albums on Fat Records, including the first ever release, Duh, in 1992.

Lagwagon is one of the last great underground punk bands, before everything went to shit after the 90's.

by Steve-o May 6, 2005

EuroTrip

The most fucking hilarious movie the universe has ever seen.

Nuff said...

by Steve-O June 21, 2004

DONKEY SHOT

A Donkey Shot or "Don Quichotte" is when someone's doing a chick from behind and as he's about to bust, punches the chick in the side so she clenches up.

I was having a hard time finishing so I gave her a DONKEY SHOT and that tightend her up enough for me.

by steve-o June 20, 2006

Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

by Steve-o April 27, 2006