steve stephalonavich's definitions

Manute Bowl

The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.

Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

A Charlie Murphy

A murphy caused by a charlie horse.

Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Abshole

1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.

1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.

1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Editurd

1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.

2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.

1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.

2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

A Marie Antoniette

1. A woman who does not give head.

2. A woman who teases men but never sleeps with them.

1. I ain't never fucked with A Marie Antoniette type of Bitch before.

2. Guy1: So did you hit that chick you were with last night?
Guy2: Na! that bitch busted A Marie Antoniette on me.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

A JFK

Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.

I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013