steve's definitions
The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
by Steve January 27, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.
9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance
by Steve January 5, 2004
Get the Rating Scalemug. 
by Steve April 13, 2004
Get the verymug. The streak found in the seat of your pants, often brown in color, caused by the presence of asscheese.
by Steve January 6, 2003
Get the racin' stripemug. 1. Forma de nombrarle a la mariguana cuando no puedes decir su nombre.
2. De uso para nombrar cualquier cosa; suena chistoso.
2. De uso para nombrar cualquier cosa; suena chistoso.
1. ¿Entonces que roio?, vamos por el frrr ¿o que?.
2. Venimos de jugar futbolfrrr, vamos por unas caguamafrrrs ¿vienes?
2. Venimos de jugar futbolfrrr, vamos por unas caguamafrrrs ¿vienes?
by steve February 14, 2005
Get the frrrmug. 