steve's definitions

juff

jizz used term wen looking at a very fineeeeeeee lady

wow andy, i dont think i'd have enough juff if i was to 3d that

by steve June 22, 2004

Shupak

prefix in phrases regarding amount of information in an english presentation.

"Shupaked with info"

by Steve February 26, 2004

spice donkey

a slave who carries ilicit materials for his master, colloquially used to refer to any road worker or laborer.

Those f-ing spice donkies are always tearing up the road and backing up traffic.

by steve January 16, 2004

bat and trap

A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).

Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"

by steve March 11, 2008

BlueWhale

BlueWhale or its more common name derived from the latin term "aronus fattius", was used by early 18th century settlers to divide the community into a fittness catagory strongly supported by darwins theory of survival of the fittest. Thus all blue whales were excluded from the community in order to filter out those who were ruining the october harvet through the mass consumption of crops.

Holy shit man look at you lol what a bluewhale!

by steve November 1, 2004

mexcellent

Most excellent

"wow those tacos were mexcellent"

by Steve January 8, 2003

scrodum

the pouch that holds the male testicles

"sack" "nut bag

by steve April 29, 2003