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Definitions by stephen w. thomas

Bjeebers - sometimes followed by a (!), this indicates that the speaker is expressing fear or surprise. Not to be mistaken for bejeebers. They're completely different. Honest.
'Bjeebers! That pigeon almost ripped my head into two pieces!
bjeebers by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
as in 'Church'. A place of worship for some.
'Loike, I'm off to choich!'
'You don't go to church!'
'Yes I do.'
'Oh.'
choich by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Comboine Harrrvestorr 

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.
"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."

Copthorne 

the place where the hobbits don't live.
"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
Copthorne by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

The Fast Show 

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!
'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'
The Fast Show by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
Sven Anders Hedin (1865-1952) was one of the great Swedish explorers. He was not the greatest, but was certainly one of them. Hedin was born in Stockholm and educated in both Sweden and Germany. Before he was 21 he started on his first exploration, of his back garden. He then travelled through Mesopotamia, part of which is now known as Iraq. Fascinating. In 1893 he began a 4 year journey across central Asia, looking for the lesser spotted Asian Zebra a friend had told him about. After four years his friend admitted he had lied. During a journey across the Pamir-La-Anderson Mountains his party found several ancient cities, called 'New York', 'Boston' and 'Disneyworld'. From 1927-35 he was in charge of the joint Chinese-Swedish expedition. They found China, but lost Sweden in the act. Which was a shame. I like Sweden. They invented Abba.
Person 1: 'Oh look! I found Jehol: City of Emperors by Sven Anders Hedin!'
Person 2: 'Well, he's an okay Swedish bloke, but I prefer Gustaf Dalen, who revolutionised lighthouse equipment and invented the Aga cooker.'
Hedin by Stephen W. Thomas November 7, 2004
"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
abscess by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004