turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

windfart

1)A fart that could be lit by a lighter help over a metre away.
2)A pre-Pimp My Ride style car.

1) 'Holy moly, watch the windfart fly!'
2) 'Your windfart just ain't pimpin' man!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005

FCUKIP

French Connection United Kingdom Independance Party. I completely non-rascist group who believe in the ethnic cleansing of anyone not from white British surburbia. How fun.

'I'm voting FCUKIP'
'I'm punching you in the head for being such a moron!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005

Splud

A wet spud. Useful for throwing.

A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005

Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.

"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005

Comboine Harrrvestorr

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.

"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004