58 definitions by stephen w. thomas

bjeebers

Bjeebers - sometimes followed by a (!), this indicates that the speaker is expressing fear or surprise. Not to be mistaken for bejeebers. They're completely different. Honest.

'Bjeebers! That pigeon almost ripped my head into two pieces!

by stephen w. thomas November 10, 2004

boobtacular

An adjective, used to describe the size of man-boobs.

'Mate! Those are boobtacular!'
'....And now you swallow your teeth.'

by stephen w. thomas February 24, 2005

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by stephen w. thomas May 9, 2005

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by stephen w. thomas February 24, 2005

terribibble

A word, meaning terrible, but helpful to cheer up the situation.

'Your mother's death was terribibble!'

by stephen w. thomas May 12, 2005

Lost Translation

'Lost in translation', after the meaning has, indeed, been lost in translation.

'I saw Lost Translation night last.'
'Shut up.'

by stephen w. thomas May 9, 2005

The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by stephen w. thomas November 10, 2004