stephen w. thomas's definitions

planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.

'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.

1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

boobtacular

An adjective, used to describe the size of man-boobs.

'Mate! Those are boobtacular!'
'....And now you swallow your teeth.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

rich chavs

Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.

I think that about covers it, actually.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.

FCUK is chavilicious!

by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004

Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.

'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005