stephen w. thomas's definitions
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Any person who claims to be alternative or indie but is actually are townie in denial. Similar breeds are sprouting up over the country. See also skownie.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
