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The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.
'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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Comboine Harrrvestorr

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.
"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.
FCUK is chavilicious!
by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004
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Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.
'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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pokes my hemorroids!

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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