stephen w. thomas's definitions

fcuk

Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.

"Hey, turd monkey, why the obsession with fcuk?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

spag bol

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

by Stephen W. Thomas June 1, 2005

Chavil

A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.

The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

FCUKIP

French Connection United Kingdom Independance Party. I completely non-rascist group who believe in the ethnic cleansing of anyone not from white British surburbia. How fun.

'I'm voting FCUKIP'
'I'm punching you in the head for being such a moron!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Woodland Bear

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008

Splud

A wet spud. Useful for throwing.

A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

skindie

A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.

"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004