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windows

When capitalized: An GUI (graphical user interface) operating system first released in 1986 by Microsoft Corporation.

When not capitalized: A glass plate inside of a wall that lets light into buildings.

Every operating system has errors and crashes every once in a while, no matter if you're running Windows, Macintosh, Linux, or whatever. Deal with it, guys!

by star8706 June 21, 2003

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craphead

See Bill Gates

by star8706 February 01, 2003

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Three's company

Same thing as a 3-way, or threesome.

I had TWO girls over last night, Three's Company!

by star8706 November 07, 2003

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ABC

American Broadcasting Company - A TV network that became number one for a couple of weeks when they showed Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and besides that has always been number 3 when rating networks. The company also owned John Ritter's ass since Three's Company and will be screwed now that 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, a great, hopeful show that will be ruined now that John Ritter died.

"ABC says they were 'Still The One' back in '77, but they NEVER were the one!"

by star8706 September 27, 2003