Definitions by star8706

7-eleven 

A convenience store similar to that of Circle K. The name is derived from the store's original hours, 7 AM - 11 PM.

"Let's go to the 7-Eleven and get a Slurpie!"

7-eleven by star8706 April 27, 2003

PITA

Pain in the, ummm... butt.

"Opening that bag of chips can be a real PITA."

PITA by star8706 February 2, 2003

jock

An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.

"Why is it only the jocks get the cheerleaders?"

"F*** the jocks!"

jock by star8706 February 2, 2003

alcohol 

1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

alcohol by star8706 February 2, 2003

PBS 

1. A major noncommercial television network in the United States.
2. What you watch when nothing else is on.

"I watched this show about spiders on PBS last night."

PBS by star8706 February 2, 2003

television 

An electronic box that sits in the corner of your living room which emits moving pictures and sound when turned on. Also TV, idiot box.

"We bought a new television yesterday."

television by star8706 February 2, 2003

CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System. The television network that David Letterman and Survivor are on.

"I watch CBS."

CBS by star8706 February 2, 2003