In my delusional world, a manspeaker is a man who has committed the international-level felony of speaking without permission from a woman. Manspeaking is the third highest crime known to the human race, right after mass homicide and child sex trafficking.
Dan: "Good morning, Ms. Bonaparte! How are you feeling tod-"
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
Ms. Bonaparte: "AAAAAAAHHH!!!! MANSPEAKER! MANSPEAKER! HELP!!!!!!!!"
Dan: *is immediately arrested, and is sentenced to death by lethal injection the following morning*
by standing up for what's right December 06, 2023
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designed to lower the IQ level of its members to make it easier for the government to control our minds
basically digital Hell
designed to lower the IQ level of its members to make it easier for the government to control our minds
basically digital Hell
Satan: Welcome to Hell!
Person: (screaming in terror) Oh Jesus, please, no! I'm so sorry!!!
Satan: Bwahaha, and now for your eternal punishment!
Person: OK, bring it on. I have nothing to lose.
Satan: Quora!
Person: NOOOOO!!!!!!
Person: (screaming in terror) Oh Jesus, please, no! I'm so sorry!!!
Satan: Bwahaha, and now for your eternal punishment!
Person: OK, bring it on. I have nothing to lose.
Satan: Quora!
Person: NOOOOO!!!!!!
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Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a woman.
Person 1: I can't take this anymore. Just kill me now, God, please!
Person 2: (demonic chanting)
Person 2: I'm a woman.
Person 1: I can't take this anymore. Just kill me now, God, please!
Person 2: (demonic chanting)
by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023
Get the woman mug.a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
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by standing up for what's right December 03, 2023
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If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
Person 1: A guy broke into my fucking house and raped my mom last night, and the same guy who raped her killed my little sister.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
by standing up for what's right March 07, 2023
Get the AMALT mug.the woman equivalent of Andrew Tate, that is, a woman who is filthy rich, brags constantly about her riches, puts everyone down, is sex-obsessed, and is also extremely sexist, rude, and violent toward men
It's actually incredibly easy to find women who perfectly fit the persona of Andrew Tate in the opposite gender. Andrea Tates are very, very, very common in western society.
It's actually incredibly easy to find women who perfectly fit the persona of Andrew Tate in the opposite gender. Andrea Tates are very, very, very common in western society.
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