third-wave feminist

Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.
Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).
by standing up for what's right February 09, 2023
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Redpill Rage

the often long-lasting, painful feeling of some boys/men ("mostly white and/or straight") when they finally realize the ridiculous and unfair double standards that exist for white women in western society, ultimately because of the oppressive structure of society that many people term "the patriarchy" but that is actually rooted in basic human biology and the self-evident reality that life isn't fair

Contrary to liberal/authleft stereotypes, NOT everyone who experiences redpill rage is not affiliated with the misogynistic Redpill or Incel Community. It is simply the realization of the belief that fuels modern feminism, that because male government leaders from centuries past were sexists who oppressed women, ALL male homosapiens, especially "straight white males" (the ultimate oppressors), are required to live in constant fear of being physically and emotionally hurt, abused, or even killed by women and never being able to defend themselves, just for being born with a Y-chromosome, because God forbid we can all just forgive each other, let the past die in the past, and treat everyone equally.

"The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." ~Paulo Freire
Patient: So I smiled and politely held the door open for this girl, and then...
Therapist: And then what?
Patient: She scoffed, told me to go f*ck myself, and then kneed me in the crotch. I was just trying to be nice. I think unfair double standards like these are why I have this Redpill Rage problem. What do you think?
Therapist: Hmmm... Have you considered that life isn't fair.
Patient: No, actually I kind of want life to be fair.

Therapist: Well, there's your problem. Now man up and get the hell out of my office.

People can overcome the Redpill Rage by accepting that double standards will always exist between fundamentally different groups of people, manning up, understanding that LIFE ISN'T FAIR, and not persisting in the toxic masculinity and sexism that is a primary cause of the "oppressors" being deprived of their basic human rights in our presently gynocentric society. When someone says "Kill all men," for instance, realize that there's absolutely nothing you can do because you are an "oppressor."
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man

A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman
liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
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It's me. I am the entitled whiny misogynistic incel.
Me: Men's rights are equally as important as women's rights, and both all genders should have the same rights.
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up! You are an entitled whiny stupid misogynistic incel!

Me: You're right. I agree. You are correct.
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Playmate Tessi

the most evil sociopath attention whore on the Internet, a worthless snot-nosed brat who harasses and bullies fucking cancer patients and disabled people, makes fun of the fucking Holocaust, abuses fucking animals, has 9,000+ fucking idiot subscribers referred to as her fucking "simps" or fucking "white knights," and fucking deserves to fester and burn in the deepest pit of fucking Hell
One of her white knights: How dare you mock my beautiful queen, Playmate Tessi?!
Decent human being with common sense: How dare you support a clinical psychopath who shamelessly mocks cancer patients and threatens to take away her charity donations?
One of her white knights: You're just jealous and a misogynist.
Decent human being: You know what? I give up.
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Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman
Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!
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Hell

the place where almost everyone goes, and stays forever, after they die.
Why wait for the sweet release of death? You shouldn't be so eager to go to Hell. Enjoy life while it lasts, because when this life ends, eternal damnation inevitably begins.
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