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voluntary celibate

a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!

Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!

Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
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Redpill Rage

the often long-lasting, painful feeling of some boys/men ("mostly white and/or straight") when they finally realize the ridiculous and unfair double standards that exist for white women in western society, ultimately because of the oppressive structure of society that many people term "the patriarchy" but that is actually rooted in basic human biology and the self-evident reality that life isn't fair

Contrary to liberal/authleft stereotypes, NOT everyone who experiences redpill rage is not affiliated with the misogynistic Redpill or Incel Community. It is simply the realization of the belief that fuels modern feminism, that because male government leaders from centuries past were sexists who oppressed women, ALL male homosapiens, especially "straight white males" (the ultimate oppressors), are required to live in constant fear of being physically and emotionally hurt, abused, or even killed by women and never being able to defend themselves, just for being born with a Y-chromosome, because God forbid we can all just forgive each other, let the past die in the past, and treat everyone equally.

"The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." ~Paulo Freire
Patient: So I smiled and politely held the door open for this girl, and then...
Therapist: And then what?
Patient: She scoffed, told me to go f*ck myself, and then kneed me in the crotch. I was just trying to be nice. I think unfair double standards like these are why I have this Redpill Rage problem. What do you think?
Therapist: Hmmm... Have you considered that life isn't fair.
Patient: No, actually I kind of want life to be fair.

Therapist: Well, there's your problem. Now man up and get the hell out of my office.

People can overcome the Redpill Rage by accepting that double standards will always exist between fundamentally different groups of people, manning up, understanding that LIFE ISN'T FAIR, and not persisting in the toxic masculinity and sexism that is a primary cause of the "oppressors" being deprived of their basic human rights in our presently gynocentric society. When someone says "Kill all men," for instance, realize that there's absolutely nothing you can do because you are an "oppressor."
by standing up for what's right February 4, 2023
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Life

a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023
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Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman
Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
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AMALT

All Men Are Like That

If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
Person 1: A guy broke into my fucking house and raped my mom last night, and the same guy who raped her killed my little sister.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
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Woman

an angry, hateful person who hates all the males on the planet (men, boys, male babies, and anything in between) and thinks you are an incompetent idiot if you weren't born with a vagina. Synonyms include man-hater, radical feminist, misandrist, and female supremacist.
Aileen Wuornos is a good example of a woman.
by standing up for what's right December 3, 2023
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Playmate Tessi

the most evil sociopath attention whore on the Internet, a worthless snot-nosed brat who harasses and bullies fucking cancer patients and disabled people, makes fun of the fucking Holocaust, abuses fucking animals, has 9,000+ fucking idiot subscribers referred to as her fucking "simps" or fucking "white knights," and fucking deserves to fester and burn in the deepest pit of fucking Hell
One of her white knights: How dare you mock my beautiful queen, Playmate Tessi?!
Decent human being with common sense: How dare you support a clinical psychopath who shamelessly mocks cancer patients and threatens to take away her charity donations?
One of her white knights: You're just jealous and a misogynist.
Decent human being: You know what? I give up.
by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023
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