standing up for what's right's definitions

woman

a disgusting evil lying back-stabbing creep who is possessed by Satan and will kill you if she gets the chance

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a woman.
Person 1: I can't take this anymore. Just kill me now, God, please!

Person 2: (demonic chanting)

by standing up for what's right February 26, 2023

voluntary celibate

a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.

Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!

Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!

Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!

by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023

third-wave feminist

Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.

Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).

by standing up for what's right February 9, 2023

Playmate Tessi

the most evil sociopath attention whore on the Internet, a worthless snot-nosed brat who harasses and bullies fucking cancer patients and disabled people, makes fun of the fucking Holocaust, abuses fucking animals, has 9,000+ fucking idiot subscribers referred to as her fucking "simps" or fucking "white knights," and fucking deserves to fester and burn in the deepest pit of fucking Hell

One of her white knights: How dare you mock my beautiful queen, Playmate Tessi?!
Decent human being with common sense: How dare you support a clinical psychopath who shamelessly mocks cancer patients and threatens to take away her charity donations?
One of her white knights: You're just jealous and a misogynist.
Decent human being: You know what? I give up.

by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023

man

A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman

liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)

by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023

androcide

Androcide is one of the primary goals of the far-left feminist agenda which is to systematically capture and murder 100% of the global population of cisgender male humans, thereby creating an all-female population that sustains itself using bone marrow and whatever's left in the sperm banks. There is also a well-known subdivision of feminists, known as TERFs, who even want to exterminate 100% of transgender women because they aren't true women.

I swear to God, I'm not making any of this shit up. It's all 300% true!

Feminist dickwad: Androcide? Pfft. That's ridiculous. We just want equality. It's all in your head, ya moron! KILL ALL MEN!!!
Me (a man): Uuuh-huh. (backs away slowly)

by standing up for what's right March 13, 2023

feminist

a person who receives government funding for promoting racism, trivializing male suicide, denying people their First Amendment rights, and persecuting religious people, especially Christians

Person 1: Hello. How are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm a feminist.
Person 1: (immediately screams and runs away as fast as his legs can carry him)

by standing up for what's right February 25, 2023