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voluntary celibate

a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!

Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!

Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
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man

A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman
liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
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Life

a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023
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Redpill Rage

the often long-lasting, painful feeling of some boys/men ("mostly white and/or straight") when they finally realize the ridiculous and unfair double standards that exist for white women in western society, ultimately because of the oppressive structure of society that many people term "the patriarchy" but that is actually rooted in basic human biology and the self-evident reality that life isn't fair

Contrary to liberal/authleft stereotypes, NOT everyone who experiences redpill rage is not affiliated with the misogynistic Redpill or Incel Community. It is simply the realization of the belief that fuels modern feminism, that because male government leaders from centuries past were sexists who oppressed women, ALL male homosapiens, especially "straight white males" (the ultimate oppressors), are required to live in constant fear of being physically and emotionally hurt, abused, or even killed by women and never being able to defend themselves, just for being born with a Y-chromosome, because God forbid we can all just forgive each other, let the past die in the past, and treat everyone equally.

"The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." ~Paulo Freire
Patient: So I smiled and politely held the door open for this girl, and then...
Therapist: And then what?
Patient: She scoffed, told me to go f*ck myself, and then kneed me in the crotch. I was just trying to be nice. I think unfair double standards like these are why I have this Redpill Rage problem. What do you think?
Therapist: Hmmm... Have you considered that life isn't fair.
Patient: No, actually I kind of want life to be fair.

Therapist: Well, there's your problem. Now man up and get the hell out of my office.

People can overcome the Redpill Rage by accepting that double standards will always exist between fundamentally different groups of people, manning up, understanding that LIFE ISN'T FAIR, and not persisting in the toxic masculinity and sexism that is a primary cause of the "oppressors" being deprived of their basic human rights in our presently gynocentric society. When someone says "Kill all men," for instance, realize that there's absolutely nothing you can do because you are an "oppressor."
by standing up for what's right February 4, 2023
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feminist

a person who receives government funding for promoting racism, trivializing male suicide, denying people their First Amendment rights, and persecuting religious people, especially Christians
Person 1: Hello. How are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm a feminist.
Person 1: (immediately screams and runs away as fast as his legs can carry him)
by standing up for what's right February 25, 2023
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Woman

an angry, hateful person who hates all the males on the planet (men, boys, male babies, and anything in between) and thinks you are an incompetent idiot if you weren't born with a vagina. Synonyms include man-hater, radical feminist, misandrist, and female supremacist.
Aileen Wuornos is a good example of a woman.
by standing up for what's right December 3, 2023
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Andrea Tate

the woman equivalent of Andrew Tate, that is, a woman who is filthy rich, brags constantly about her riches, puts everyone down, is sex-obsessed, and is also extremely sexist, rude, and violent toward men
It's actually incredibly easy to find women who perfectly fit the persona of Andrew Tate in the opposite gender. Andrea Tates are very, very, very common in western society.
For every Andrew Tate, there are twenty-seven Andrea Tates. Please write that down somewhere.
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