owejob
A blowjob given to create an obligation for the recipient to do a menial chore or a favor in return.
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Owljob
Owljob by Andy Robertson August 8, 2006
Owljob
When a girl dresses up as an owl and gives someone a blow job. It is not when the girls head is at a 90 degree angle.
Owljob by Kate Chalmers August 5, 2009
Odejobi
A rare species most like a cross between a vampire and a unicorn; beautiful, magical, and deadly. Something you can’t help but stare at and form a strong desire for. NEVER look it in the eyes! You will experience an instant draw to this particular creature that will make you believe that there could be nothing better or worth fighting for. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE, DON’T BE A HERO!
No one can quite figure them out. There is only two in the world and only they can understand one another. They are an endangered species because they are constantly hunted but luckily can never be caught. Reproduction is unknown at this point. They are fiercer than any other known species. They are uncontainable and very destructive man eaters.
If you come in contact with an Odejobi RUN! They are an illusion. They seem like beautiful creatures you can interact with, but they will be the DEATH of you.
SAFE WORD: PINEAPPLE, this may distract them long enough for you to escape
*If you have been bitten by an Odejobi seek medical attention immediately. There is no cure. It will cause life altering effects that are extremely difficult to overcome.
-morphine is commonly used to lessen the pain
No one can quite figure them out. There is only two in the world and only they can understand one another. They are an endangered species because they are constantly hunted but luckily can never be caught. Reproduction is unknown at this point. They are fiercer than any other known species. They are uncontainable and very destructive man eaters.
If you come in contact with an Odejobi RUN! They are an illusion. They seem like beautiful creatures you can interact with, but they will be the DEATH of you.
SAFE WORD: PINEAPPLE, this may distract them long enough for you to escape
*If you have been bitten by an Odejobi seek medical attention immediately. There is no cure. It will cause life altering effects that are extremely difficult to overcome.
-morphine is commonly used to lessen the pain
Chris: Is an Odejobi a good thing or a bad thing?
Lindsay: What?!!! Odejobies are amazing!
Kayla: Amazing until they ghost your ass.
Dan: Odejobies are definitely alphas, that's for sure. Watch out for Pelicans!
Lindsay: Odejobies always stay salty. Once you get pulled in, your done.
Kayla: There has been no known survivors.
Lindsay: What?!!! Odejobies are amazing!
Kayla: Amazing until they ghost your ass.
Dan: Odejobies are definitely alphas, that's for sure. Watch out for Pelicans!
Lindsay: Odejobies always stay salty. Once you get pulled in, your done.
Kayla: There has been no known survivors.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.