Definitions by spltbird

dilljoy 

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

dilljoy by spltbird November 25, 2002

piss pump 

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

piss pump by spltbird November 25, 2002

butterface 

a girl with an ugly face

"everything looks good but her face"

butterface by Spltbird October 21, 2002

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

push brown by Spltbird October 21, 2002

BYOB 

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

BYOB by Spltbird October 21, 2002