cock kabob

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.
Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob
by spltbird July 06, 2003
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cum burp

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm
I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer
hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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dilljoy

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.
oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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