Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

by splatic June 20, 2024

peanits

a human organ used for “jorkin it”

“in the stripped club, straight up “jorkin it” and by “it” haha well let’s just say… my peanits

by splatic May 04, 2024

THEYLOR SHIT

A Tyler, the Creator song from someones dream that was a diss on Taylor Swift

“I had a dream that Taylor Swift cam out as non-binary, and made everyone call her “Theylor Swift”. And for some reason Tyler, the Creator dropped a diss track on her called “THEYLOR SHIT”, and I woke up in a cold sweat.”

by splatic June 19, 2024

The Downfall of Diddy

A documentery by TMZ about P. Diddy.

“I’m tryna cook some food, why they recomendin’ me Diddy? Presents to you The Downfall of Diddy.”

by splatic June 19, 2024

A Storm with No Rain

When you take a shit without pissing.

P1: Bro, I took a shit but it was A Storm with No Rain.

P2: That’s crazy.

by splatic May 04, 2024

big gay porn games

games featuring porn that are big and gay

P1: you wanna play some big gay porn games
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by splatic May 04, 2024

librarby

1: library but spelled wrong because you’re fucking stupid

2: librarby from undertale

P1: yo do you have a librarby card?
P2: do you mean library dumbass?????

by splatic May 04, 2024