Humpty Trumpty Dumpty

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

by spen53 March 22, 2018

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike

Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.

by spen53 April 16, 2018

Throwing Blame

Blaming other people for things wrong in your life.

He's been throwing blame around like it's confetti.

by spen53 March 23, 2018

lamb to slaughter line

Lamb to slaughter line refers an unsatisfying or dead-end job that seems like it would lead you to your death.

I have to get home before morning because I have to go my lamb to slaughter line.

by spen53 March 29, 2018

Club Wally

Walmart

I am going to hang out at Club Wally Wally World tonight.

by spen53 April 12, 2015

knoi-tal

slang for know-it-all

Dude is a damn knoi-tal.

by spen53 December 14, 2015

angel tongue

To speak words that seem unhumanly captivating; to speak words that sound too good to be true but somehow there are believed.

Dude must have angel tongue to get that fine chick.

by spen53 March 22, 2018