Definitions by spectre729

Failure 

What Steven He is

9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!

Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*

FAILURE

Failure by spectre729 May 2, 2021

NFC East 

The worst division in the NFL in the year 2020. You can't get any worst than the NFC East

The NFC East is the worst division in the NFL. Period

NFC East by spectre729 November 26, 2020

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

Your dad’s sneeze by spectre729 July 30, 2019

A 

The grade that will impressive everyone except Asian parents

To normal parents: wow, that’s great! I’m so proud of you!
To Asian parents: that’s average. Do better

A by spectre729 July 30, 2019

I can make this better 

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

I can make this better by spectre729 July 30, 2019

Trumpets 

the instrument that only plays forte or louder

BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!

Trumpets by spectre729 July 29, 2019

You guys sound great! 

That one phrase you’ll never heard the band director say

After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream

You guys sound great! by spectre729 July 29, 2019