My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Wanna spend da nite in jail?

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Toddlah

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

by spazz13 November 10, 2004

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

's Go!

When dem bois refuse to git on dere Knees Ryans says "what r u waitin 4? 'sGO!"

Toddlah:we will NOT get on our kneees!
Ryans:What are you waitin for? 's Go!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa!

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!

Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004

Gay Hitch Hiker

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

by spazz13 November 05, 2004