tear up

verb; a violent struggle involving physical force or weapons usually in the context of football related disorder.
John: "Where have you been? We've been in the pub for half an hour"

Dave: "There were a load of 'Yids' at Tottenham Hale Station waiting for a tear up but we showed em' what's what."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
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gypo

noun, slang; 1 A white working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little cunt.

2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.

3 A person who does something on the cheap.

abbreviation of gypsy
1 Gypo "Get us some fags in the shop."

Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."

2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"

3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
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manu fan

A supporter of the most overrated football club in history. A deluded cunt. Not usually from Manchester. See also manc cunt.
"Mummy, why are manu fans such cunts?"

Heard in homes the world over.
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
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lazy wannabe

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
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The Happening

The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
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g force

verb; the power that comes with having excessive amounts of g's, money.
"Did you see that guy rinse out the Lacoste store? That motherfucker's got the g force".
by sooner_gooner August 09, 2009
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Ghetto Screen

Large LCD tv watched by gypo's and manu fan's.
"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
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