sonya's definitions

nu-metal

Sure ok, Disturbed, Linkin Park, whoever else you say is "nu-metal" well, I could give less of a shit if you called Linkin Park the most hard core boy band, because they kick ass!

Linkin Park is fucking über, as well as all the other so called "nu-metal" bands.

by Sonya August 18, 2003

pederass

Loves little male children. In a sexual way.

Is Santa Claus a pederass?
No, but your dad is.

by sonya November 5, 2003

Benzino

A fake ass wanksta who claims to be from boston which he makes the hoods in boston look bad

neva poped nuttin

by SoNya November 6, 2003

hash brownies

Brownies baked with marijuana for the intention of getting high.

You want some of these hash brownies?
Yeah, I need to get stoned.

by Sonya June 29, 2004

chauvanistic

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.

Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!

by Sonya September 7, 2003

ABBA

Swedish group most prominent throughout the Seventies. Consisted of Agnetha Faltskog, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Anni-Frid (Frida) Lyngstad. Became famous after winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Songs are now used as the basis for the hit musical Mamma Mia! which has played to packed houses the world over. Most Yanks became aware of ABBA when they saw the film 'Muriel's Wedding' which proves that even in the Seventies, septics could not tell good music from the crap all over the radio. But that is another story.

ABBA Fan: 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...'

Non-ABBA-Fan: ABBA SUCK! CHINGY* ROCKS!

ABBA Fan: 'Thank you for the music... the songs I'm singing...'

* You can substitute Chingy's name with that of any American artist on the radio today.

by Sonya September 23, 2004

Stabbing Westward

Fucking über band, that has disbanded, which really sucks. Buy their albums while you still have a chance.

Stabbing Westward is a fucking awesome band.

by Sonya September 21, 2003