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Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Friend Zone

The worst place ever, worse than hell
Its when a girl you like considers you only as a friend, and nothing more.
Sorry if you are in it, sorry man.

Ah! im in the friend zone!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Bored Sex

When you have sex only because you're bored.
Not to be confused with Board Sex, which is when you have sex with a 2 by 4.

Ugh, yesterday i had bored sex, their was nothing else to do.

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

DFTBA

Pretty much the coolest abbreviation ever. Stands for "Don't Forget To Be Awesome". Famously used by the Green Brothers in their YT videos.

Awesome dude 1: Hey! my nigga! DFTBA!
Awesome dude 2: Thanks bro! u too!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Jar-Jar Binks

Someone who talks shit that no one can understand, and is always the but of the joke. They are also very clumsy and somehow manage to get their tongue caught in everything.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new kid, Jerry?
Dude 2: Yeah, i have. Not to be offensive, but he is a jar-jar binks.

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018