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CockinKnockin

Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.
Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
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Sir-poops-a-lot

Someone that poops a lot, mostly referring to my grandpa
Me : Wow, gramps sure is a Sir-poops-a-lot!
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
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Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.
Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
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WiFi

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!
by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018
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Shit

My wife caught me with dat hoe and now i'm in some shit
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019
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Dumbass Mode

Everyone has been in dumbass mode at least once in their life. To enter dumbass mode, you have to say or do something utterly stupid. Examples include:

Failing a shiny pokemon

Kicking the kool kid

Cheating on your wife

microwaving your fork

falling down the stairs

Once you enter dumbass mode and do something stupid, cool points are subtracted until you successfully enter kool mode again.
Jerry went into complete dumbass mode when he tried to kick the bully in the nuts. Jerry now regrets that.
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019
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DFTBA

Pretty much the coolest abbreviation ever. Stands for "Don't Forget To Be Awesome". Famously used by the Green Brothers in their YT videos.
Awesome dude 1: Hey! my nigga! DFTBA!
Awesome dude 2: Thanks bro! u too!
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
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